One man anti-terror task force

It took a genius liks Kim Jong Il's son Kim Jong Chol to make us realize the obvious: If you really want to get rid of terror, you should use the most terrifying force on the planet -- Jean Claude Van Damme!



According to Chol: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."

And to think we were worried what about the stability of North Korea. How could our gov't have neglected the Van Damme factor? Dumb Asses!

EDIT: It was deemed TOO offensive. Darn it.