I'm passing on a story my mom told us the other day. My daughters are still at my parent's home in Louisiana. A couple of days ago, they went bowling. Afterwards, they were talking about what bolwing balls are made of. The girls guessed that they were made of wood. My mom told them that no, they were made from types of plastic. My oldest didn't believe her, still thinking they were made of wood she said: "You know, paralyzed wood."
Man, I miss them.