The great home school experiment has begun. Day two had my children going to a local park for P.E. after completing their morning work.
As my family left the park, my noticed a lady driving with a small dog sitting on her lap. My wife remarked, "That is so dangerous!"
My seven-year-old daughter said, "I hope she has Allstate."
My wife, laughing, says, "Why is that?"
Delivered deadpan, "Because they forgive you if you get in an accident."