OH! Sorry, I was just going over some test results. We here at Soylent Green Industries are always looking at ways to better serve our customers … Why, that’s you!
We get lots of questions about the steps we take to continually improve our products. Having just released a new, low-fat product: Soylent Green Light, we decided to speak with you, our consumers, about the quality control that goes into producing our yummy treats.
First of all, one may ask, “How exactly does one control the amount of fat in Soylent Green?”
Well, that’s easy. All Soylent Green is processed the same way. We start with our base ingredient
We’re able to maintain a relatively consistent flavor because of our secret ingredient.
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