Haven't done one of these in a while:
I don't mind being your filter.
Which isn't necessarily funny by itself until paired with my quick, Dana Carvey-inspired quip:
But [coworker], you can't piss in a Mr. Coffee and get Taster's Choice.
Yes, our job would be so much easier if we didn't have to filter excrement.
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