OK, the story we all are being inundated with -- and it's pretty good news of the weird -- is the astronaut chicky and her diaper drive.
While you hear a lot about this story and what happened and speculation about this or that, what I wonder about is her children. She has three kids. What the hell do you say to them.
"Oops sorry honey, mommy just went a little spacey there."
How could she possibly win an argument with her kids, ever?
"You kids better be home by midnight!"
"OK mom, you want us to pick up some Huggies for you while we're out?"
She needs to change her name and move to freaking Iceland or something.