Will the evil conservatives ever learn?

Hoodlumman, not to be outdone by Rob, serves up some biting satire at File it Under.

Bush, Rove Redouble Efforts
Rovian-designed hurricane/weather machine proving unweildly with age

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Washington, D.C - President Bush and Karl Rove are finding that hurricane Wilma may be a bit harder to direct and maintain than previous Gulf hellstorms.

"Yeah, Katrina was fairly easy to maintain power and direct," Rove said. "Of course as CRAWFORD ages, it gets harder for us to direct these things at minorities and blue voter pockets in red states.

CRAWFORD is the name of Rove's design and stands for Climate Rejecting Atmospheric Weather Forecaster/Redirector/Destructor.