Just not right

Journalists like to fuck with their editors. In doing so, they prove that certain words should never be used outside of their popular context.

Case in point:

A man told police he saw something he didn't want to see recently: his neighbor's penis.
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Noting an ongoing issue between the two, the officer suggested the two might want to consider a threesome with a mediator. (Emphasis added.)

Depends on the mediator, I suppose.