OK, so we're not hell, but we're damn sure a rung on the way there

That whole "Feels like 98 degrees" bit. BS. Feels like 102, easy. Damn sticky heat.

And you'd think that whole "mostly cloudy" thing would be of some relief. Nope, it's just messing with your head. Like the clouds are saying: "Ha! You think the shade will help you? Noooooooo ... you will melt just as easy here."