Steven Segal's Lightening Drink

Lightning Bolt is an energy drink as unique as the man who created it. It
has pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks and emerged
as
many “firsts”:
- First energy drink to be made of 100% juice
- First energy drink to contain Tibetan Goji Berries
- First energy drink to contain Asian Cordyceps

The name Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal
finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one
equivalent in nature- The Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it is a
symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals
Lighting Bolt energy drink.

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